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algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

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flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

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Some Harry Potter Facts.

  1. Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
  2. Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
  3. Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
  4. Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
  5. The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
  6. J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
  7. Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
  8. Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
  9. Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
  10. October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
  11. In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
  12. Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
  13. Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
  14. Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
  15. Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
  16. A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
  17. Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
  18. Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
  19. George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
  20. A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
  21. Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
  22. After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
  23. Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
  24. The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
  25. Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
  26. The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
  27. Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

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herooflife:

the-real-iron-emperor:

herooflife:

I’m reely happy with how my fins came out!
They’re not COMPLETELY done but for now I’m good with ‘em!

bonus, showing them off:

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omg they look like fefairi’s art style fef fins omg im so happy what

Ahhh, that’s cause they are!!!

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(Source: southmost)

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rainbowdalek:

whoops i accidentally made a fandom set of these

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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

(Source: hargashouseofribs)